Want Daddy To Do It For You? Trade Humor Tee - Premium Graphic Shirt | Keener Gifts

Stop the complaining and get the job done. Whether you’re on a commercial site or tackling a weekend project in the garage, this shirt is for the one who doesn't mind a bit of "motivational" sarcasm to keep the crew moving.

We’ve all been there—someone is struggling with a bolt, a wire, or a heavy lift, and the "complaint department" is officially open. This tee is the perfect response. Designed with the trade professional in mind, it’s a humorous nod to the grit and skill required to finish the job right the first time.

Advanced Performance: 100% Polyester moisture-wicking fabric pulls sweat away from the body for rapid evaporation.

Permanent Sublimation: The design is fused into the fibers—not sitting on top. It’s 100% washer and dryer safe with zero fading, peeling, or cracking.

All-Day Comfort: Lightweight and breathable for high-intensity work or high-mileage training.

For the Trade: Durable enough for the tool belt; breathable enough for the attic.

For the Athlete: Moisture-management for the gym or the ultra-marathon trail.

The Ultimate Trade Gift: A perfect choice for Father’s Day, retirements, or just adding some personality to your own workwear rotation.

Care Instructions: Built to Last

Unlike traditional screen-printed or vinyl shirts that crack and peel over time, the Stay Grounded tee uses a professional sublimation process. The ink is fused directly into the polyester fibers, meaning the design is as permanent as the fabric itself.

Machine Wash Cold: Keep the moisture-wicking fibers performing their best by washing with like colors.

Tumble Dry Low: This shirt is 100% dryer safe. Because the design is part of the fabric, you never have to worry about it melting or sticking.

No Bleach or Fabric Softeners: To maintain the high-performance "breathability" of the polyester, avoid softeners which can clog the moisture-wicking pores.

Ironing: If needed, use a cool iron. Avoid high heat directly on the sublimated area to keep the colors crisp.

Small-Batch Quality: Each shirt is individually sublimated in our Mount Pearl studio. We keep our inventory low to ensure every print meets our "Keener" standard.

Extended Sizing: We are proud to offer sizes up to 3XL in our Short Sleeve performance tees.

(Note: A $5.00 surcharge applies to sizes 2XL and 3XL to account for specialized garment sourcing.)

Size Guide: Core365 Performance Tees

All measurements are in inches. For the best fit, we recommend measuring a shirt you already own that fits well and comparing it to the chart below.

CE10 Short Sleeve & CE10L Long Sleeve (Unisex Fit)